Mar. 13th, 2016

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Xavier called me to his house because he said he had something to show me. So I hauled my fashionable ass over here to find him in a mostly dark room, tripping balls and giggling while holding a lamp. Turns out he thought he had suddenly taught himself how to be a master shadow puppeteer but in reality the shapes he was making on the wall by holding his fingers in front of the lamp, just looked like blobs of nothing. He kept shouting at me like, "look, it's the Mona Lisa! Hey hey, this one is the that dog I saw yesterday! Ooh, hot dog in a whale belly, look look!"

I don't think he should quit his day job, but at least he is very amused!

Mar. 25th, 2015

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I'm going to be a husband soon. I've been spending more time on my art, so much so that I am considering going to art school. Though there's music too. So many things I could do.

The husband thing is the most important, though. I can't wait. My life suddenly makes so much sense and it's just...wonderful.

Jan. 14th, 2015

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Told my brothers I was getting married and the reactions were pretty fucking hilarious.

I've felt so relaxed lately. That one shadow hanging over my life has been taken care of and everything else is just so wonderful.

Jan. 4th, 2015

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SO Drrnk. Xavier si giggling so hrd. Heeeeyyyyyy happy dayd day.

BOOM.

Do you knowwhat is nice? Bering free. And loeve. Sgreat. Firewrsks are the way my heart feeels now. So happy. Oreety lady and mane is tje BST.

Dec. 29th, 2014

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Apparently I'm blonde?

I don't know why? Aine, did you do this?

Dec. 12th, 2014

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Gabe came into the cafe today. Gabe my abusive ex-boyfriend I had managed to avoid for years.

Kind of feel like throwing up.

Dec. 4th, 2014

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I took Patrick shopping with me, intending on buying one red wig because my old one has gotten ratty. I should have remembered Patrick tends to bring excitement with him, however, and that is how I ended up with about four wigs, a pair of silver skinny pants that make my ass look amazing, and a really pretty blue dress that will do great with the new leggings I got last week. Don't know where I'll wear it but when has that ever been an issue?

Patrick got a crown made of plastic penises though so I think he wins.

Nov. 5th, 2014

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I spent Halloween watching my girl and boyfriend performing. They were amazing as always!

Seriously, look at them! )

Aug. 9th, 2014

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There's a ginger in my house! He is far too hyper to help me pack, so instead he's just amusing me while I show things into boxes.

Jul. 4th, 2014

OOC: Application for Xavier Collins

Bio for Xavier Collins )

Jun. 20th, 2014

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My parents haven't bothered me since meeting CJ and Brian, which is awesome. I got a call from my sister though and I might be having coffee with her soon. I haven't seen her in years and I'm looking forward to it. She says my parents have been mumbling about the dinner since it happened. I'm so proud! And poor Jess needs to get out of their house as much as possible.

Apr. 23rd, 2014

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Moving into iced coffee season which is always nice. A lot of Italian sodas get sold in the spring and summer months as well, though I like doing them less. It means I don't get to fondle the espresso machine. And any time I get to fondle the machine, I'm happy.

This also means I want to go shopping for a new spring/summer wardrobe. Hopefully I can drag at least my girlfriend along, if not the boy!

Mar. 24th, 2014

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[CJ and Joey]

Are you two busy?

Jan. 30th, 2014

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I'm going to learn to knit! Then I am going to make everyone I love many scarves. Scarves for everyone!

Other than that, it's a double double mocha day. It's been so busy in the cafe with the cold lately. Everyone wants a warming drink and I don't blame them!

Going shopping with Patrick and his friend soon too, which is exciting. I want new fingerless gloves!

Jan. 14th, 2014

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Lifting all these boxes might give me biceps!

Jan. 4th, 2014

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Glad the holiday season is over! People who come into the cafe for coffee are less grumpy now that they are not stressed about buying gifts and spending money. It makes for a much nicer atmosphere for all involved, I'm sure!

Jan. 3rd, 2014

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Application )

Aug. 26th, 2011

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I have no idea what Xavier and Lena took because neither of them are coherent enough to tell me, but I came home to them on the floor giggling on the floor so hard Lena threw up all over my sofa. Which I will remind her of every time she tries to tell me she is nothing but elegance. So I cleaned that up. Such fun!

In the past few hours they have said some amazing things too:

Me: "Lena, do you think you should drink some water?"
Lena: "Fuck you, I'm a faerie!"

Me: "Xavier, do you remember that time we ate all about 12 pizzas in four hours?"
Xavier: "I am here now."
Me: "Yes but...it happened in the past."
Xavier: "But I am here. Now. Here is where I am."
Me: "I know, but there's this thing called memory-"
Xavier: "I can never go back, Joey!" (And then he burst into uncontrollable laughter, apparently amused by his own joke)

Lena: "Joey, your hair belongs to Joan Jett. GO GIVE IT BACK TO HER! JETT-STEALER!"
Xavier: "TERRORIST!"

Xavier: "My hands hate me now." (I...have no idea why he said this one. It was apropos of nothing.)

(After a different conversation and upon discovering fur on his hands) Xavier: "Oh my god, there's hair on my hands!"
Lena: "They warned you that would happen!" (Proving that even while high, Lena can dole out masturbation jokes with whip-like speed)

Lena: "I wish I had a pumpkin."
Me: "Why?"
Lena: "I want to give it an awesome face."
Me: "Like a Jack o' Lantern?"
Lena: "Like taking one thing and making it another. Like things are only things when we give them meaning. Like who is to say a pumpkin is a pumpkin. Maybe it's a fish. Or a bird. You don't know. It could be a bird if we called it a bird but we called it a pumpkin. With faces."

Xavier: "Has our ceiling always been white?"
Lena: "It's not white. It's eggs."
Xavier: "No."
Lena: "Yes! Chickens crapped it out and it's on your ceiling."
Me: "I think she means it's off-white, Xavier. And it's always been that colour."
Lena: "Fuck you, it's eggs."
Xavier: "Oh fuck."

And they didn't even wait for me. Assholes!